3) Call you guys Assclowns.
Because:
A) Somebody with a speech impediment, can't help it. Those with legitimate language problems are cut some slack.
B ) Once something comes out of your mouth, it's too late. It's done, over. It either came out correctly or not. Nobody puts a gun to your head to make you hit the "submit" button without even looking at it first. You don't have to hit it until you decide people can read it. If you can type at all, there's no physical disablility that makes it impossible for you to hit the shift key. If you're too dumb to figure out how to use a spell checker, you're too dumb to be posting there.
A more accurate analogy would be you're the guy who needs help at the track. You walk over to a HUGE trailer of one of the biggest racing teams there. A team with a staff of mechanics and every tool in the world. Do you:
1) Say, "Excuse me sir, but I believe I'm having X problem with my car. I was wondering if I could borrow Y tool.... Does doing Z to the car sound like it's the right way to fix X problem?"
2) Say, "dude could U fix my car . what wrong? helll if i no. u firgure it out. u got al da the mekaniks"
CC.com has the most mechanics and biggest toolbox. If you want some help, you can put forth some effort in the way you ask for it. It's really the least one can do.
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