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post Aug 6 2005, 05:25 AM
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Someone posted this link on a local board:

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthrea...ad.php?t=106951

Some people are just clueless.
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post Aug 6 2005, 03:39 PM
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...ah BMW owners....GOTTA love 'em.....CLUELESS......but RICH!

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post Aug 6 2005, 05:40 PM
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She did take it well at least.....but that is pretty dumb!
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post Aug 6 2005, 10:22 PM
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is it just me or are european import owners especially BMW owners just complete arogant asses and think they have the best damn car on the road? man what a bunch of jerks. sure it may be a silly question but it was an honest question. around here and maybe even everywhere, most 30k dollar millionaires run out and buy themselves a 325i right after they get their first job and think theyve got it made and are big time now. i'm not impressed. call me when you can afford a mercedes then well talk about making money
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post Aug 7 2005, 02:04 AM
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I was returning from cutting firewood one saturday afternoon, and stopped to look at a CL230K at a local Mercedes dealer. Raggedy old F-150, raggedy old Black Lab hanging out the window, wood, saws, wedges, etc in the bed. I looked like crap, and smelled the same.I really thought they would be closed, and I was looking for a car for my wife. A number of salesmen completely ignored me. I finally asked one what my truck would be worth on trade. Without flinching, he wanted to know if the dog was included. (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/rotf.gif) I hate it when they out "smart-ass" me.
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post Aug 7 2005, 03:26 AM
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QUOTE (Formula WS6 @ Aug 6 2005, 16:22)
is it just me or are european import owners especially BMW owners just complete arogant asses and think they have the best damn car on the road? man what a bunch of jerks. sure it may be a silly question but it was an honest question. around here and maybe even everywhere, most 30k dollar millionaires run out and buy themselves a 325i right after they get their first job and think theyve got it made and are big time now. i'm not impressed. call me when you can afford a mercedes then well talk about making money

Trey your right,most are just asses, until you pass and/or lap every M3(older and new) on the track (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/nutkick.gif) than they just won't talk to you when they find out what i did to the car! notting (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/rotf.gif)

But i was passed just once (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) by an instructor in a new M5 (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) but im looking for him (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) it still took him 15 laps to catch me, and never said good job! just stuck his nose in the air and drove off!
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post Aug 7 2005, 10:06 PM
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BMW owners are dicks.

I've actually discussed this at length with a good friend, also a BMW owner, over a nice Ashton and a bottle of Curtis syrah. Pretty much any group of automotive enthusiasts are clueless idiots, except for a small subset. I usually rag on Porsche owners for being slow and arrogant, but even there you get a part of them that are really quite nice, and know how to drive. There's a great email list for the E36 M3. People on that list are knowledgeable and helpful, and think that people on bimmerforums are idiots. And bimmerfest is even worse.

F-body owners are rednecks from the south that have mullets.

I have passed many an f-body on the track. And I've been de-moralized by a guy driving an e30 (older) M3 (he was actually my wife's AI co-driver for part of a season, and a very fast driver), and utterly annihalted by a guy driving a Honda Civic.

And for what it's worth, I do think I have the best damned car on the road.

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post Aug 7 2005, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (JKnight @ Aug 7 2005, 16:06)
F-body owners are rednecks from the south that have mullets.

Wait a minute Jason, I'm a getto child from NorCal (San Jose) (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/rotf.gif) You are one of the nice one's buddy (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)
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post Aug 7 2005, 11:56 PM
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Most of the time the BMW guys we run with are decent guys. A few turds in the punch bowl, but there are plenty of them driving Vettes too.... (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Now for Porsche drivers... I bet I haven't met more than 1 or 2 decent guys in the group. Talk about arrogant, dumb...but rich...this is definitely the Porsche guys.

The old joke is so fitting for Porsche drivers:

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What is the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?

A Porsche has the pricks on the inside.


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post Aug 8 2005, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE
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What is the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine?

A Porsche has the pricks on the inside.


No no, this is the difference between cactus and BMWs! (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Aug 8 2005, 01:33 AM
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Just like any group of people. You need to take a cross-section, and you will always find a mix of good, bad, normal, weird, etc.
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post Aug 8 2005, 02:04 AM
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QUOTE (rmackintosh @ Aug 6 2005, 09:39)
...ah BMW owners....GOTTA love 'em.....CLUELESS......but RICH!

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(p.s. it's only a joke, I appologize to any BigMoneyWaster's on this board...I was sucked into that black hole once myself! (IMG:http://www.frrax.com/rrforum/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) )

ummm HEY!

I am a bimmer owner.

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