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It is about 1:30am (2/22/04) and I'm sitting at my computer playing with photoshop (nope, still can't use it, but trying) when I hear the musical sounds of "fart cans" at full throttle blasting by my place. A few minutes later, there they go again. They didn't notice the ice in the road the first time by.

BOOM!

I get dressed, walk outside and my cars are ok. My neighbors 1/2 ton 4x4 Chevy is now sitting on top of the neighbors Chrysler's hood. There is a bug guard from an "XLT" (Ford "something") laying there, lots of grill parts, a beer can, and 2 mashed cars. What isn't there however, is the butthead that created this whole mess. Nope, he split. Go figure.

He moved the rear end of a 1/2 ton chevy about 4 feet, and crushed the fender of the truck and another car with it. I'd say he hit it at about 35-40 mph (based on hearing them go by). I can't believe this assclown was wearing his seatbelt, but he still managed to drive away.

Anybody know a ford truck (white or silver, I think) with a recently mashed front (running around the west side of Columbus, OH) and a really loud exhaust (it sounded like a honda with a fart can, I'm thinking ranger???)? I know a couple folks who would like to have a word with them.....

Sorry, just had to share the random stupidity.....

trackbird View Member Profile	Feb 23 2004, 12:29 AM Post #1
FRRAX Owner/Admin Group: Admin Posts: 15,437 Joined: 13-February 04 From: Ohio Member No.: 196	It is about 1:30am (2/22/04) and I'm sitting at my computer playing with photoshop (nope, still can't use it, but trying) when I hear the musical sounds of "fart cans" at full throttle blasting by my place. A few minutes later, there they go again. They didn't notice the ice in the road the first time by. BOOM! I get dressed, walk outside and my cars are ok. My neighbors 1/2 ton 4x4 Chevy is now sitting on top of the neighbors Chrysler's hood. There is a bug guard from an "XLT" (Ford "something") laying there, lots of grill parts, a beer can, and 2 mashed cars. What isn't there however, is the butthead that created this whole mess. Nope, he split. Go figure. He moved the rear end of a 1/2 ton chevy about 4 feet, and crushed the fender of the truck and another car with it. I'd say he hit it at about 35-40 mph (based on hearing them go by). I can't believe this assclown was wearing his seatbelt, but he still managed to drive away. Anybody know a ford truck (white or silver, I think) with a recently mashed front (running around the west side of Columbus, OH) and a really loud exhaust (it sounded like a honda with a fart can, I'm thinking ranger???)? I know a couple folks who would like to have a word with them..... Sorry, just had to share the random stupidity.....