This page describes a number of unusual lubricant properties. I won't spoil the Easter egg hunt, because most of the page is worth reading (it would probably be even better with beer), but I gotta get some of that Royal Purple grease with immoral oil and the linguistic Valvoline.

I was researching the compatibility of different greases....

I'm not sure what they said, and I don't think they are sure what they said. I can't tell if it's a bad translation to English or just bad???

what?!?

Anyone have a pestiferous compressor? They have a lubricant for you!!

Wow.

Wow. That's worse than reading a motherboard manual.

Ya know, I actually do have one of those ....

Hey they sell "Competition Cams Piston Stop Belt" and they are "Sold as a outfit."

Just in time for halloween

Yanno I've been looking for one of those. I wore my old one to Kevin's and ripped it while working on the Teal Blunder... I wonder if it also dries to stir in 15 to 30 proceedings?

this stuff looked really interesting but when I saw that it was "more than horse barn" I knew I couldn't afford it. Guess it's reserved for those IRL guys.
Lucas X-Tra Heavy Duty Grease 1 lb. tub