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Pilot
'Twas the night before Christmas
And in the garage.
There wasn't a trace of an Audi or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd go mess with my Camaro a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good."
Well as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good Ol' Saint Nick!

He just stared at first, not sure what to say,
Then Santa piped in "Don't suppose you'd trade that for my sleigh?'
"Forget it, Mr. Claus" then I started to grin -
"If you've got time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Burst into a smile when he said "C'mon then, Let's GO!!"
So as not to disturb all my neighbours' retreat,
We pushed my old Camaro quietly onto the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key, then let the clutch spill.
The sound erupted and took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With cold tires spinning and header pipes aglow,
We headed on out to roads hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "Do you wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the big block exploded with dual exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch as the tires tore up the ground.
Power shift into second, again into third!
I grabbed for the handle, at loss for a word.

With the tank reaching empty, Santa returned to his sleigh,
Never to forget that ride in my '69 z28.
Later, I heard him exclaim, as he blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas, good Paul,
it's been a heck of a night!!!"
Mericet
Merry Christmas to all of FRRAX. May your cars run well (soon in some cases) and your victories (personal or the trophy type) be numerous.
GM01SS
To all of my friends @ FRRAX.............Merry Christmas!!

For me, my children coming over with the grandkids is my personal joy and the best gift ever.

I hope all of you will remember those that have gone before us to give us the memories we so cherish @ this time of year.

God Bless all our service men and women, we owe you more than we can ever repay.

Well, I am going to go have some Christmas Cheer beerchug.gif

Thank you all for the many gifts you give to the board and it's members.

Gary
KeithO
Merry Christmas, guys and gals. Here's to a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with lower laps times for all. :drive:
Teutonic Speedracer
Merry Christmas to all! beerchug.gif
CMC #37
Tis the Season! beerchug.gif
Absolut Speed
smile.gif Here's to lots of fast things under the tree!
rmackintosh
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Lucas Black
Merry Christmas everyone, and may God bless us in our travels; both on and off the track. smile.gif
tonycook
Merry Christmas!
John_D.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Rob Hood
Merry Christmas!! 2thumbs.gif
trackbird
I meant to start this thread myself, but I've been busy seeing old friends and spending time with my family. I hope all of you are having at least as much fun as I am.

Merry Christmas

Yes sir Mr. Claus, all I want for Christmas is for that Camaro to fire up and run....
TOO Z MAXX
Merry Christmas to all at frrax. I hope Santa was good to all
souseless
Merry Christmas one and all. My year end bonus will come on Jan. 15th so I will be calling some vendors then. Under the tree I found a couple of suspension books and a new helmet to replace my 95.
lower lap times to all :drive:
Ken Cavanaugh
roy
Frolich Weihnachten und Prosit Neujahr beerchug.gif
CMC #37
Santa was really great to me too; I unwrapped one of these cool Pontiac Banners with the Superchicken for my garage:

http://www.pontiacmall.com/prodinfo.asp?number=PO398
nape
QUOTE (CMC #37 @ Dec 25 2005, 13:05)
Santa was really great to me too; I unwrapped one of these cool Pontiac Banners with the Superchicken for my garage:

[cartman] Sweeeeet [/cartman] laugh.gif

I got a bunch of new clothes, the drill sharpener I wanted, and a new leather jacket. I can't complain either thumbup.gif

Merry Christmas to everyone. Don't drink too much egg nog blink.gif rotf.gif
Bald54
Merry Christmas and a festive Festivus.
Jeff97FST/A
Happy Holidays to all.....

beerchug.gif
CMC #37
Festivus!!!! laugh.gif
slowTA
Merry Christmas to all!! thumbup.gif
Crazy Canuck
Merry X-Mas.
my wife is the best... bought me those big toolboxes with wheels for garage smile.gif
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35th_Anniversary_AS_Camaro_SS
QUOTE (trackbird @ Dec 24 2005, 22:18)
Yes sir Mr. Claus, all I want for Christmas is for that Camaro to fire up and run....

Or a big sledgehammer wink.gif

Merry Xmas
torontoZ28
Merry Christmas everyone!

My brother in law was kind enough to buy me a 42" plasma. Must have been a reward for helping him renovate his house this year. I treated myself to Gary's Z06 brake conversion as well, heheh.
Mike.
Mericet
QUOTE (35th_Anniversary_AS_Camaro_SS @ Dec 26 2005, 13:19)
QUOTE (trackbird @ Dec 24 2005, 22:18)
Yes sir Mr. Claus, all I want for Christmas is for that Camaro to fire up and run....

Or a big sledgehammer wink.gif

Merry Xmas

Geez man, don't tempt him like that! smile.gif
trackbird
All I need is a reason to go shopping and augment my hammer collection.

That's it....

Apply the Christmas hammer.....
killer_bluebird
QUOTE (KeithO @ Dec 24 2005, 15:25)
Merry Christmas, guys and gals. Here's to a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with lower laps times for all. :drive:

Ditto!
BigEnos
Hope everyone had a great one! I had a birthday, too and I treated myself to a new 15' full-deck trailer from Econo-trailer. Picked it up a couple weeks ago. LED lights, spare tire, breakaway, 2-axle brakes, spare mount, and 102" wide. $1917.00 out the door.

My GF hooked me up with a Pioneer XM2GO to make those long trips not seem so long, and my brother got me a Gtech SS. My Dad got me some home improvement stuff that I really needed and I got tons of other non-car related stuff.

Oh, and I got my girlfriend her own helmet so that she can ride on the back of the motorcycle and also so that she'll have her own for when she comes out to autocrosses.

A very good Christmas and birthday for me. Hope everyone else's was just as good.
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